This morning, the Senate released it’s scathing report on the Assassination Attempts on Donald Trump and the failures of the Secret Service to protect him… “A Perfect Storm of Stunning Failure”/Yesterday, Trump’s would be Golf-course assassin, Ryan Wesley Routh was charged with his attempted assassination/The former President has been briefed by the National Intelligence Agency about at least 5 ONGOING threats to his life from Iran.

- We are living in very dangerous and frightening times.

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Kamala Harris is set to sit down with MSNBC host Stephanie Ruhle tonight, for her first solo interview with a major news network since becoming the Democrat nominee. But critics note the sit-down will be taped, edited and that Ruhle is a big fan of the Harris Campaign.

-I don’t want to spoil anything… but I have heard rumors that, “Kamala is from a middle class family and grew up in a neighborhood where people really care about their lawns”.

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Disgraced former Trump attorney Michael Cohen - who testified against him and for Stormy Daniels in Trump’s Hush Money trial - says he’ll have no choice but to “Change his name and flee the country” if Donald Trump is elected.

- I think “Stormy Cohen” has a nice ring to it. What do ya think? 😂

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A looming strike by 45,000 dock workers could mean some popular fruits will be harder to find on grocery store shelves this fall.

- I don’t know about you guys, but as long as things are good at the Dark Chocolate Raisinette Factory… I’m good. 😎

Wait a sec… Are the dock workers the same guys who actually pick the Caramel Apples off the trees and put them in the shipping boxes or are those two separate groups of people? Either way… Hats off!!!

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California is the latest and largest state to require its Schools to restrict or ban cellphone use in the classroom.

Teachers say it’s had no impact so far… but that’s probably since most of the kids had their phones stolen on their way to school.

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According to a new survey, the most popular adult Halloween costume this year is a Witch.

- The hard part is deciding whether to go as “Young Nancy Pelosi” or “Old Nancy Pelosi”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick