Kamala Harris is taking heat for adopting a new “Foghorn Leghorn”-type Southern accent during her Labor Day campaign visit to Detroit yesterday… then dropping it completely when delivering the exact same speech in Philly 4 hours later.

In her defense… Detroit is South of CANADA… (except for Windsor of course… we’re NORTH of that 😎)

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The New York City Parks Department unveiled new “Anti-Rat Trash Bins” designed to fit square pizza boxes in some of the cities parks.

- Taking a nod from Little Caesars, they call it the “Garbage Can! Garbage Can!” Program.

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Citing high taxes and too much red tape, Foot Locker is moving its headquarters from New York City to Florida.

- Bottom line: Foot Locker is giving NYC the Boot

- The Mayor is “fit to be tied” and plans to deliver a tongue-lashing.

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Over the weekend, actor George Clooney praised President Biden’s decision to leave the 2024 race as. “the most selfless thing that anyone’s done since George Washington.”

- And the Oscar goes to… 🙄

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A recent survey finds that 7 in 10 parents admit they feel guilty that their child isn’t drinking enough water, especially during the hottest months of the year.

- Seriously? Don’t parents have bigger stuff to feel guilty about… like ruining their kids childhoods by giving them bad haircuts in the shape of an upside down bowl? (I know from experience… My mother did this to me!)

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Saw the movie “Reagan” yesterday… starring Dennis Quaid. Great movie! The place was packed. If you have the chance to go see it… do. I highly recommend it!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick