Hunter Biden has decided to plead “GUILTY” in his Tax Evasion trial that got underway in LA this morning - thus avoiding what many expected to be a long and “sordid” trial. Stay tuned…

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Vladimir Putin came out this morning and endorsed Kamala Harris for President… saying Biden was his “favorite” but that since he dropped out, he now supports Harris. (True!)

- He’s thinking of hosting a “Commies for Kamala” call this week on Zoom!

-I tried to call him this morning his office to get a comment, but his Secretary said Vlad took the day off to put up Harris/Walz yard signs on the front lawn of the Kremlin.

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A recent study has found that flights are safer than they’ve ever been… with a 1 in 13.7 MILLION chance that you’ll actually die if you fly you’d have to be “Pretty Unlucky for that to happen.

- So to paraphrase Dirty Harry, “You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel Unlucky? Well do you, Punk?”

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Georgia DA Fani Willis and her prosecutor ex-lover Nathan Wade turned up TOGETHER on police bodycam footage during her pregnant daughter's arrest - months after Fulton County DA insisted in court that they’d called it quits.

Uh oh. Looks like she might get her Fani handed to her in a sling.

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New research finds that, of all the states in the U.S., people in Maryland use the most expletives.

- That’s probably my fault. I lasted 5 weeks on the air at WBAL in Baltimore before getting fired for being, “too wild for the town”. Can you imagine ME being too wild??

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Over the weekend, Competitive Eating Champion Joey Chestnut set a new world record by downing 83 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes.

- That’s a little nauseating — if I’m being Frank.

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A new survey finds that nearly 1 in 10 moms regret the name they chose for their baby.

- Gee… I wonder if MY Mother ever felt that way when she named me “Dick”. 🤔

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Have s great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick