It’s COLD!

How Cold is it??

It’s so cold… I made a Hot Dog for Dinner last night and by the time I put it on my plate it had turned into an Oscar Meyer ‘Lil Weiner.

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Dailymail.com is reporting that Kamala Harris is considering dumping her husband Doug now that they’ve officially left Washington… “Inside sources” say the VEEP blames Doug’s infidelity with the Nanny and rumors that he slapped an ex-girlfriend for her Election loss.

-Sounds like Kamala’s about to Unburden herself by what has been Doug.

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The White House has brought back the famous Diet Coke button so that President Trump can order his drink of choice easily from the Oval Office.

-Which is a change from the last Administration which just had a button for “Coke”.

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A new study suggests that eating Oatmeal for breakfast could help you live longer.

Question: Does it still count if you enjoy it with a side of Bacon, Sausage & Cheesy Hashbrowns?

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A new survey finds that over 80% of people in Japan want to take their leftovers at restaurants home.

-Compare that to 80% of American’s who were like, “Who has leftovers??”

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A Taiwanese plastic surgeon has been getting a lot of attention for sharing a video of performing a vasectomy on himself on social media.

-I believe in the business this is known as “The Director’s Cut”.

-NOTE: This surgeon is also known for posting videos of circumcisions. The videos are free… but if you watch, he does ask you to leave a tip.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick