At 12:01 pm Monday afternoon, Donald J. Trump became the 47th President of the United States… and promised that America is entering a new Golden Age.

- Speaking of “Golden”… The Biden’s were almost late to the ceremony as they were busy pilfering the last minute Silverware, Monogramed “WH” Robes and Travel-Size Toiletries from the White House Residence.

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There was an amazing moment when a tech glitch cut Carrie Underwood’s music just as she was about to start singing “America the Beautiful” during the ceremony…but Carrie handled it like an absolute pro. She asked the crowd to join her - which they did - and she sang it A Capaella… Beautifully.

-There was an awkward moment went Kamala jumped up and tried to hand her a million dollars for performing… before Doug reminder her that the election was over and that she’d lost.

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Joe Biden Shocked/Didn’t Shock the World by issuing a blanket pardon to members of his family just 19 minutes before his Presidency ran out yesterday. The Pardons - for his brother Jim, sister Valerie and their spouses were announced while Prez Trump was delivering his address. When asked if Biden had given him a heads up about the Pardons on their share ride over to the Capitol from the White House, Trump said, “Nope”.

Dr. Fauci and the entire January 6th Committee got Pardon’s too.

They say they did “absolutely nothing wrong” BUT will accept the Pardon anyway.

-It’s that kind of like saying… “No. I’m not Pregnant. But I will take those Maternity Clothes”.

NOT RECEIVING PARDONS…

Nancy Pelosi

Jack Smith

Alvin Bragg

Fani Willis

Among others…

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First Lady Melania Trump "stunned” (I found out that’s how your supposed to describe it by reading Dailymail.com) at the Inaugural Balls in an elegant Black and White Strapless Gown… Her evening wear complimented her inaugural outfit: (I took this from an article because I can’t write about women’s fashion: “In a departure from 2017’s sky blue cashmere dress and gloves by Ralph Lauren, this time, Melania Trump paired a muted navy silk wool coat with a navy skirt and an ivory silk crepe blouse underneath, all by independent American designer Adam Lippes.”

Bottom Line? I thought she look spectacular.

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What would a Trump event be without the Press creating a scandal?? Elon Musk… Put his hand to his heart and then extended it to the crowd at an Inugural Event and said… “My heat goes out to you”… which some on the left are now claiming was a “Nazi salute”. Elon is on the Autistic spectrum. He has Aspergers… I don’t know how many of you are familiar with it. My daughter, Jackie’s son, Charlie has Aspergers. Brilliant, funny… but a little bit awkward. Look for something to be offended about your gonna find it. These people are insane…

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The 51 “Spies Who Lie” - the current and former intelligent experts who signed a letter back in 2020 swearing that Hunter Biden’s Laptop had “all the earmark’s of Russian Disinformation” despite knowing it was REAL have been Stripped of their Security Clearances.

Ironically, News of their Security Clearances being withdrawn will be reported by the Mainstream Media as……….. “Russian Disinformation”!!!!!!!!

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I would be remiss if I didn’t thank the Lions for an incredible year!!!!

Ah…May…Zing!!! Can’t wait for next season… (But I’ll be honest… I’m not gonna rush Summer when we finally get it!)

Have a great day, stay warm and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick