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In his Farewell Address to the nation last night, President Biden warned that Am”erica is being threatened by an overload of dis and misinformation.

-But luckily… the White House fact-checkers were quick to point out that that’s “Not True”.

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Political insiders say that Kamala Harris is planning to write a book before making next political move.

- The tentative title: “How to Blow Through $1.5 BILLION in 3 and 1/2 Months and Still LOSE an Election”.

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Jill Biden that - after 50 years of friendship… she’s quote, “disappointed” in former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who played a big role in President Biden dropping out of the 2024 race.

-Well I know one person who’s not getting a Pre-Emptive Pardon in their Joe’s-Going-Away-Goodie Bag.

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A new survey finds that Gen Z - those who turn 13 to 28 in 2025, experiences more financial stress than any other age group.

- Well yeah… Do you think it’s easy coming up for the basement and asking your parents for pizza and beer money every week?

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A new study reveals that a glass of milk a day keeps colorectal cancer away.

-Not sure how it works… but maybe it’s because Milk helps keep everything MOO-ving??

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Southwest Airlines is hitting pause on corporate hiring, promotions, and summer internships to cut costs

-But on a bright note… they’ve decided to keep off their Pilots and Planes!

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According to a new survey, one-third of those living with partners described their significant other as “a baby” when sick.

Not me. As long as I’ve got my footie pajamas, Jell-O and coloring books… I’m good to go.

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RIP… Bob Uecker… the voice of his hometown Milwaukee Brewers who went on to earn the name “Mr. Baseball” and honors from the MLB Hall of Fame after a short playing career has died. He was 90 years old.

Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick