BREAKING: ISRAEL & HAMAS TENTATIVELY REACH CEASEFIRE DEAL.. HOSTAGES TO BE RETURNED.

Trump had warned if Hostages not released by the time he took office “All Hell would Break Loose”…

DETAILS emerging… Stay tuned…

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Tonight at 8pm President Biden will deliver his Farewell Address to the Nation.

-Afterwards, the TV pundits will spend. an hour ananalysing it…. and Joe will go to bed.

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The Garbage Truck that Prez Elect Trump famously drove in the days after President Biden called MAGA supporters “Garbage” will be featured in the Inaural parade down Pennsylvania Avenue Monday.

-Followed moments later by the Recycling Truck, because… you know… that’s just how it’s works.

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Glenn Close revealed that she hasn’t had a boyfriend since getting divorced back in 2015.

-You think it has something to do with that whole “Boiling the Rabbit” thing she did to Michael Douglas in Fatal Attraction?

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According to a new survey, nearly half of Americans think people should keep their holiday decorations all year.

-Experts say the technical term for this is: “Lazy”.

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Several TV shows that film in Los Angeles - including Jimmy Kimmel Live! - are heading back into production after being put on hold for the fires.

- Boy… The news just keeps getting worse.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick