It’s Thomas Crapper Day! For those of you that don’t know… Thomas Crapper was an English Plumber… who made great improvements to the Toilet - including the Ballcock - that we still use today!

Unfortunately there are no records as to whether he benefited financially from the toilet… so historians don’t know if Crapper was Flush with money when he Died.

But he was known throughout his hometown as a “Stand up Guy”.

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New information came to light over the weekend allegedly proving the long standing rumor that Progressive Minnesota Squad Member Ilan Omar actually DID MARRY her BIOLOGICAL BROTHER so he could get a Green Card and stay in the United States.

-Wow. That must have been some Honeymoon.

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Bill Gates admitted his split from Melinda Gates after 27 years of marriage will always be the thing he regrets most in his life.

-Although if Trump releases the Epstein list as promised… those 30+ trips Bill made to Epstein’s Island probably won’t be on his “Best Of” List.

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The CIA has changed its assessment on the origins of the COVID-19 pandemic, now favoring the theory that the COVID virus somehow leaked out of a lab in China.

-You don’t say?

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A 10-year-old Chinese boy reprimanded by his father for not completing his homework took revenge by calling the police and telling them that his father was hiding forbidden drugs.

It was all caught on Camera by Alan Chow Funt Noodles with Chefs Special Sauce!

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“Titanic” is coming to Hulu this February…

-Just for clarification… It’s the movie about the Cruise ship and the Iceberg, not the story of Kamala Harris’s Presidential Campaign.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick