It’s International Lego Day! That means if you step on a Lego today… you’re encouraged to cry out in pain in MULITPLE Languages… not just English!!!

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A 3.8-magnitude earthquake rocked the Northeast early Monday — shaking buildings and homes along the Atlantic coast. The quake was centered near Maine’s York Harbor but could be felt as far away as Portland and Boston.

-Luckily, Chris Christie says the whole “taking a morning jog thing” was just a one off and won’t be happening again.

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Senator Mike Lee is continuing to call for the abolition of the TSA - the Transportation Security Administration.

-Is he crazy? I’m not getting on a plane with a bunch of people who haven’t taken their shoes off.

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A new survey finds that an estimated 210 million people suffer from social media addiction. This can result in mood swings, disrupted sleep, neglected responsibilities, desire for validation, and a lack of hobbies.

-I think we used to just call that “Being a Teenager”.

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Rumors are swirling that Taylor Swift and boyfriend Travis Kelce may already be engaged after the singer was seen wearing Louis Vuitton gloves while celebrating his teams victory over the Buffalo Bills on Sunday. Insiders thought maybe the Super Bowl Bound Pop Star was using the gloves to hide her hands.

-Considering it was 29 Degrees at Game Time… I’m just gonna go out on a limb and go with a crazier explanation… She was cold!

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A new government report by DOGE - found that under the Biden Administration, the US Government spent $10 MILLION on Condoms for Taliban.

Well… at least it wasn’t Viagra.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wedenewday!

-Dick