An update on the story we brought you yesterday on the US Government spending money on Condoms for the Taliban… Now it’s come to light that the Trump Administration was able to stop $50 MILLION earmarked by the Biden Administration to buy Condoms for the men in Gaza.

-Apparently Suicide Vests aren’t the only things exploding over there.

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On the eve of his confirmation hearing for head of Health and Human Services Secretary (happening today), RFK Jr.’s cousin Caroline Kennedy released a scathing video takedown of her cousin -who she grew up with - in an attempt to derail his nomination.

-At this point the Kennedy’s make the Hatfield’s and the McCoy’s look the Von Trapp Family.

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A young Chinese woman has been getting a lot of attention for her ability to act as an android using a special costume, robotic movements, and an expressionless face.

She’s so good… she’s being considered as a replacement for the recently fired Norah O’Donnell as host of CBS Evening News.

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Warner Bros. says they’ll finally come out with their film adaptation of the book “Oh, the Places You'll Go” in IMAX on March 17, 2028.

It was supposed to be an adaptation of the Dr. Seuss Classic… but now, they’re just gonna follow Border Czar, Tom Homan around with a Camera and watch him Catch and Deport all the Criminal Migrants back to their home countries.

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An Idaho man lathered up his head in shaving cream and used it to catch table tennis balls bounced off a wall to officially break a world record.

-What do you expect from the state best known for its Potatoes?

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A new Harvard Study finds that consuming Olive Oil every day could reduce the risk of dementia.

-That story again… Hang on… I’m gonna take a little swig of Olive Oil… Oh yeah… That story again… Consuming Olive Oil every day could reduce the risk of dementia.

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Have. great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick