🏈 WHAT. A. GAME! 🏈

The Lions delivered an incredible 31-9 Win over the Minnesota Vikings Sunday night… clinching the NFC’s TOP SEED for the NFL Playoffs… We’re 15-2.

Hell is freezing over and I’m lovin’ it! 🧊

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This Just In… Embattled Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is resigning as Prime Minister… a shock move that comes after his approval rating has cratered over “Woke” policies and weeks of trolling by President-elect Trump over making Canada the 51st U.S. State.

-Canada is said to be reeling... with all Hockey Sticks and Donuts flying at Half-Mast. 🏒🍩

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Today… Kamala Harris will certify Donald Trump as the 47th President of the United States… becoming the first Vice President to oversee the Certification of their own defeat since Al Gore in 2001.

-Can you feel the Joy??

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Kim Jong Un has reportedly banned North Koreans from eating Hotdogs.

-But lukewarm Poodles, Shitzus, and Schnauers are still on the approved “Snack Food” list.

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Kim has also ordered Jail-time for couples going through divorce.

On the bright side… there’s always the chance they meet somebody nice at the Prison dance! 💃🕺

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Amazon Prime has exclusively licensed a documentary film that will give viewers an “unprecedented behind-the-scenes look” at Melania Trump’s life.

- It's a compilation of the video the FBI agents took of her underwear drawer on their cell phones when they raided Mar-a-Lago.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick