It’s National Liberace Day! He’s been gone since dying at the age of 67 back 1987… But if he were alive today, he’d be celebrating by blowing out 98 Candelabras!

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Ye - aka Kanye West - and his wife were escorted out of Sunday night’s Grammy Awards after they showed up on the Red Carpet… slightly underdressed. Well, Kanye was wearing a suit… but his wife Bianca was literally naked - save a tiny completely sheer “dress”.

-For those of you who didn’t see it… Imagine going to a shoe store, getting one of those little nude-colored footie-stocking things they have in a box for you to wear when your trying on shoes… and wearing THAT with no underwear and a pair of high heels.

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According to data analyzed by a higher education expert, “Total student loan debt went up while President Biden was in office, despite all of the student loan forgiveness.”

-Joe… the gift that keeps on taking.

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A new study suggests that levels of microplastics - those tiny pieces of plastic we inadvertently ingest through food and other products every day- have made their way to the human brain may be rapidly rising.

This is not to be confused with the MICRO Plastics that Kim Kardashian has surgically implanted in her rear end.

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A new study found consuming Turmeric is good post-exercise for muscle recovery.

-And most Americans were like, “Cool… if I ever decide to work out I’ll be sure to give that a try”.

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Spirit Airlines recently tightened its dress code policy and is no longer allowing bare feet on flights.

Well you know what they say… “No Shirt, No Shoes… No In-Flight Snack & Beverage Service”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick