Democrats continue to melt down as DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency) bulldozed USAID - a non-government agency that has received BILLIONS in taxpayer dollars for a range of questionable expenses including $47,000 for a Transgender Opera in Peru and $20 MILLION for an Iraqi version of “Sesame Street”.

This story brought to you by the letters… “B” and “S”!

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Former President Joe Biden has made his first known move to monetize his post-presidency, announcing Monday that he’s been signed by high profile talent agent, Creative Artists Agency. No word yet on what “Creative Services” Joe will provide.

-But you know - as usual - he’s gonna be running circles around who ever’s there while he’s doing it. 😂

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18 year old Barron Trump was spotted strolling through New York University’s campus for the first time since his father was inaugurated on January 20th… and he was hard to miss. Barron is now six foot seven inches tall.

-If he gets any taller, he can put a Trump Logo on his forehead and rent himself out as a Skyscraper.

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Former Vice President Kamala Harris' husband, Doug Emhoff, landed a private sector job in California just days after leaving Washington, D.C.

That story again… LOCK UP YOUR NANNIES.

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“Real Housewives of Salt Lake City” is coming to Hulu this month.

-It’s going to be different that the other “Real Housewives” show… since in Utah, all the ladies are married to the same Husband.

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A new report in The Sun highlights an English army veteran who bravely confessed to having a micro-penis - with his member measuring in at just 2.9 inches.

-But he says he remains hopeful for growth… evoking the words of the great Winston Churchill… “Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.”

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick