The Philadelphia Eagles are Super Bowl Champions after their EPIC takedown of the Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX, Sunday 40-22. And if you ask me… that score doesn’t really reflect what happened on the field. The Eagles absolutely dominated… making KC - who was going for the first-ever continuous Super Bowl 3-Peat lost and unable to get a hold in the game.

But it’s all good because we got one Heckuva halftime show, huh? Maybe this is a question I should have asked BEFORE the game… but, WHO IS KENDRICK LAMAR??

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Of course the REALLY BIG NEWS from the Game last night… Taylor and Travis DIDN’T get engaged last night after his team’s crushing loss to the Eagles. Rumors were swirling that if the Chiefs won their 3rd Super Bowl in a row, Travis was going to get down on one knee and pop the question.

-But after the game… the only thing Travis felt like popping was an Aspirin.

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An estimated 22.6 million people across the U.S. planned to call in sick to work today after this year's Super Bowl… that’s up 40% from a year ago.

-NOTE: The only people who called in sick Yesdrerday were members of the Kansas City Defense.

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Which reminds me… Today is “National Football Hangover Day”.

-I just had one beer during the game… but I’ll admit when it comes to the Buffalo Chicken Dip, I may have been ”Over-Served”.

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The Trump Administration has announced that the Federal Government will no longer mint Pennies… saying it costs more to produce them than their worth.

-I’d love to know your thoughts on this whole Penny thing. If only there were an expression for that… Like, say, “A Penny for your… “. 😂

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A dog rode his skateboard through a tunnel made up of 40 people standing with their legs apart to break a Guinness World Record. “Coda”, a cocker spaniel broke the record for the longest human tunnel traveled through by a dog on a skateboard.

The previous record was held by a Skate Boarder Collie.

Ironically, Cocker Spaniel traveled to the Competition by Grey Hound.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick