Tom Brady - one of the commentators on the Super Bowl - wore a $740-thousand-dollar watch to the Big Game.

- Amazing. 3/4 of a MILLION bucks for a watch… and when the clock struck midnight, Gisele Bundchen still went home with another guy.

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According to a new survey, 55% of people believe the day after the Super Bowl should be recognized as a national holiday.

The technical name for this group is: People who “celebrated” too much and are too hungover to go to the office.

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A new study finds that people with a more positive outlook on life came through the COVID pandemic better than their more negative counterparts.

For example, people who said, “I’m POSITIVE I will never wear a Mask while driving ALONE in my Car” are much happier than people who got 127 booster shots.

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Two people miraculously walked away from a small plane crash in south central California… after the aircraft landed upside down.

This reminds me of a story my Dad told - and swore by… He said he once flew on a Continental Flight from Cincinnati to Buffalo… UPSIDE DOWN… for a HALF HOUR.

And you wonder where I came up with the original idea for the put-on calls back in the 60’s!

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Emergency responders in Colorado managed to rescue a horse after the back half of its body got stuck in a septic tank.

Oh, Wilbur!

-Well, having your rear end stuck in a giant toilet would certainly explain the “long face”.

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Singer Ed Sheeran was stopped from performing in the street in the Indian city of Bengaluru. Police said the singer didn’t have the permit needed to conduct a surprise concert for the crowd that gathered.

-Right now, only 75% of houses in India have a working toilet… but they're worried about Permits for Rock Stars??

Maybe they need to rethink their #1 and #2 priorities?

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick