During a wide-ranging Press Conference in the Oval Office Tuesday, President Trump & Elon Musk - announced that they’ll be taking a look at Government employees who have become Multi-Millionaires on a salary of less than $200,000 a year.

That giant sucking sound your hear is the collective Panic of 435 members of Congress and 100 Senators trying not to throw up?

How long til Elizabeth Warren pretends she doesn’t understand what their saying because she only speaks “Indian”??

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Amid the current egg shortage Costco, Kroger and Whole Foods are among the growing list of grocers that are limiting the number of Eggs you can buy…

Unreal. We’ve still got 67 days until Easter… and I’m already Hunting for Eggs.

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The Government has dropped its Criminal charges against World Wrestling Foundation’s, Vince McMahon.

-Turns out the Charges were as Fake as the Wrestling.

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Denzel Washington says that getting snubbed by the Oscars for his critically acclaimed role in “Gladiator 2”is no big deal.

-On a bright note, with Denzel out of the running… it will be even easier to give the “Best Actor” award to the Woman-Dressed-as-a-Man who really deserves it.

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“Real Housewives of New York City” alum Bethenny Frankel almost missed the Super Bowl after she accidentally got locked in a bathroom.

-What was the Kansas City Chiefs excuse?

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50 year old Leonardo DiCaprio was spotted wearing a mask while partying in New Orleans before the Super Bowl.

-Fans thought he was worried about COVID, but it turns out he was just playing “Hide and Go Seek” with his 24 year old girlfriend… and it was his turn to “hide”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick