It’s the the “International Day of Self Love”… So if you see CNN’s Jeffrey Toobin… be sure to give him a 👋

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An AP reporter was barred from a White House event for refusing to acknowledge the Gulf of America.

The left has no problem with Men identifying as Women… Maybe they could just pretend the “Gulf of Mexico” is IDENTIFYING as the “Gulf of America”??

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President Trump signed an executive order ending the Biden Administration’s “procurement and forced use of paper straws.”

-Paper Straws Suck!!! (Actually… they DON’T suck… they DISINTEGRATE!! That’s the problem.)

It’s time to Make Plastic Straws Great Again!!!

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A new study published by JAMA Ophthalmology warns about three potentially BLINDING eye conditions caused by Ozempic and similar weight loss drugs. They say that rather than take Ozempic, most people could just diet, exercise, and live a healthier lifestyle to lose weight.

-That story again… Chances are good, Americans are going to go Blind.

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“Monty” the Giant Schnauzer was the big winner at Tuesday night’s Westminster Dog Show… taking home the “Best in Show” trophy. The Schnauzer fended off stiff competition from a Bichon Frise, a Skye Terrier and a Shih Tzu.

-I watched but my heart wasn’t in it. Just like this year’s Super Bowl after the Lion’s and my hometown Buffalo Bills gots eliminated, I just didn’t have a Dog in this Fight. 😂

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A new study found that too much Botox could be ruining your relationship… Researchers found that a growing number of people are getting too much of the anti-wrinkle injection - leading to a “Frozen Face” that makes it difficult for their significant others to read their emotions.

The techinical name for this is: “Being Cher”.

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A seafood company that lost about 27,000 salmon who escaped from a fish farm off the coast of Norway is offering a bounty of about $45 for each “Fugitive Fish” that is caught and returned to the fish farm.

The message is clear: Turn yourself in, Salmon… or you’ll be “Sleeping with the fishes”.

The Salmon thought they could escape… but the Scales of Justice are coming for them.

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A Houston dentist led cops on a brief chase Saturday before getting nabbed with more than 100 canisters of nitrous oxide, or laughing gas, stashed inside his car — and admitted he likes inhaling Laughing Gas while driving.

-Something tells me the “Cavity Search” he’s going to experience in jail is different than the one he usually gives his dental patients.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick