Kim Kardashian says she wants to freeze her eggs so she can have kids later on.
- Frozen or not, I think those eggs are going to turn out “scrambled”.
Sadly, one of Queen Elizabeth’s beloved Corgi’s has died.
- Luckily, she can turn to her other pets for comfort… like Camilla.
Yesterday, NBC’s “Today” show cut away from the moment of silence at Ground Zero for an interview with Kris Jenner, mother of the Kardashian sisters.
- The rememberance of a National Tragedy is one thing… Butt… finding out what’s up with Kim and her siblings is WAY more important to our National Interest!
- Kris Jenner said it was all part of the Kardashian’s policy to “turn the other (really big) cheek”.
On this day in 1953 Sentator John F. Kennedy married Jacqueline Lee Bouvier in Newport, Rhode Island.
- Later that day JFK celebrated with a stripper he met at his bachelor party the night before.
Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick
Hard to believe, but eleven years have come and gone since a beautiful September morning turned to one of unspeakable tragedy.
We all know where we were when we heard the news - and then watched as our lives were - in a matter of minutes - changed forever.
So many lives lost, so many left behind to grieve, so much bravery.
But even as the flames continued to burn in Manhattan, Washington DC and a field in Shanksville, Pennsylvania - an amazing thing happened. Americans proved to ourselves - and the world - who we were as a people: Strong. Resilient. United.
Like our flag, the fabric of our nation might be torn at times, or frayed with age - but it remains, always, Red White & Blue.
At the end of that seemingly endless day eleven years ago, President Bush addressed the nation. We took his speech and set it to the theme from the movie “Glory”. As you take time to remember and honor this day, take a few minutes to listen to the words that helped a nation begin the process of healing.
God Bless you and God Bless America.
-Dick
President George W. Bush’s Address To The Nation - September 11, 2011
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Congrats to the Lions who pulled victory out of the jaws of defeat with a last minute touchdown to beat the Rams 27 to 23.
The Tigers lost three in a row to the Angels in California, but it was a great weekend for the Lions, Michigan and MSU!
It’s been revealed that Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Paul Ryan’s Secret Service code name is “Bowhunter”.
- As opposed to Joe Biden’s code name “Foot-In-Mouth”.
- Members of the Secret Service also have their own code name: “Buy-Hooker-By-Crook”.
Joe Biden dared the media to have “fact-checkers” check the facts in his speech at the DNC. They did, and said a number of things he said weren’t true.
- Instead of “Truth or Dare”, he should have stuck with Bill Clinton’s favorite game… “Spin the Bottle”.
Kids are mistaking colorful laundry detergent pods for candy.
- At least it eliminates the need for parents to wash theirs kid’s mouths out with soap.
Madonna showed her endorsement of President Obama by having his name temporarily tattooed on her back and exposing it in concert.
- A “temporary tatoo”? Apparently she’s not so sure he’s going to win.
- She also wanted to show her support for Joe Biden, but instead of getting a tattoo, she just let her boob hang out.
Penn State lost its football game Saturday on a missed field goal as time ran out.
- Disappointed fans followed the Penn State Tradition of “Looking the other way”.
- Dottie Sandusky said the game had been on her basement TV, but she never bothered to walk down and look.
On this day in 1992, Lucy in the “Peanuts” comics raised her Psychiatric Help from 5 cents to 47 cents.
- Linus continued to see her for advice, but was never able to give up his favorite blanket.
Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dick
Welcome to the first weekend of September! Today, Jackie (Daughter #2) and I are joined by JoAnne (Daughter #4) in this our latest Podcast (#56). This is JoAnne’s first appearnace - (either she’s been too busy anchoring the newsdesk at Channel 7 or she didn’t want to tarnish her reputation by appearing on this podcast). Either way… she’s the last of my six daughters to join us.
Did we save the best for last? You be the judge…
We cover some of the current events taking place in our country from Bill Clinton’s “talents” (politically and otherwise) to whether or not it’s better to be told “you look so much prettier on TV than you do in person!”
We also discuss the differences between men and women when it comes to phone conversations…and touch (figuratively) on Kathy Lee’s boobs and why the set she sits on is designed the way it is.
The icing on the cake? A chat with JoAnne’s son Adam (9) and Jackie’s son Charlie (10).
It’s definitely a “Family Affair” and it’s up right now for your listening pleasure!
Have a great weekend!
-Dick
Bill Clinton took to the stage at the Democratic National Convention last night. He said we need to keep Obama “on the job” and that we are better off than we were four years ago.
- He just wants Obama to win so Hillary will stay on as Secretary of State and spend most of her time out of the country.
- Supporters said Clinton “hit the mark” with his speech and critics said he “hit on the female delegates” directly after his speech.
A Pew poll asked people to choose a word that describes Joe Biden. The top four words were: “stupid”, “joke”, “goofy” and “baffoon”.
- And those were the people who work in the Obama White House!
McDonald’s is opening vergetarian restaurants in India.
- So if you try to order a Big Mac, the girl behind the counter is gonna say “Sari!”
- Apparently their themeline “Two Sacred Cow Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles, Onions on a Sesame Seed Bun” just didn’t go over.
Joey Buttafucco is writing a tell-all book about his affair with Amy “The Long Island Lolita” Fisher, the woman who famously shot Buttafucco’s wife in the face.
- The book is tentatively titled “Fifty Shades of White Trash”.
60-year-old William H. Masters III was arrested after he appeared completely naked in Northern Michigan and made lewd gestures to a couple in a Kayak. BTW… he is the son of pioneering sex researcher Dr. William Masters, of Masters & Johnson.
- So ironically, Masters is in trouble for showing off his Johnson.
Ben & Jerry of ice cream fame are suing an entertainment company for releasing hardcore films who’s names closely resemble some of their most popular ice cream flavors. The adult flicks in question include “Ben & Cherries” and “Boston Cream Thigh”.
- Ben & Jerry should just be glad they’re not the one’s who make “Nutty Buddies”!
On this day in 1986, the final episode of “Scooby-Doo” aired on ABC after 17 years.
- It would have stayed on the air longer “if it wasn’t for those meddling kids!”
Have a great day and I’ll see you back here with a brand new Podcast (featuring a special Purtan-family guest star - making her Podcast debut) tomorrow!
-Dick