Yep, Kwame is in more trouble. Judge Groner has ruled that the former mayor violated his probation by failing to disclose some of his assets. A sentencing date has been set for May 20th. So, it looks like Kwame is headed for the slammer… but there is good news: By having to travel back and forth between Detroit and Texas, Kwame is building up an impressive number of frequent flier miles.
Speaking of the sentencing…Judge Groner advised Kilpatrick to get his affairs in order. “Affairs in order?” Yes, and with that Kwame immediately texted Christine Beatty.
New evidence has emerged that could prove that Kwame has been hiding his money by making large transfers of cash into new bank accounts in his wife’s name. There isn’t a paper trail, but my sources say there are an extraordinary number of new toasters in the Kilpatrick’s kitchen. (You see the joke is that banks used to give out lots of toast…ah never mind. If you have to explain it…)
And maybe it’s time to have more restitution fundraisers for Kwame. A while back we suggested car washes, bake sales, lemonade stands…Any new suggestions? Please click on the “Post a Comment” tab above. Thanks!
Oh, and here’s one final thought. Actually a suggestion. I say the judge should order Kwame to fly to Iceland and sit on the top of that volcano, you know, like a giant cork! A perfect act of community service, wouldn’t you say?!