According to ALL news sources, Former Vice President Al Gore and his wife Tipper are calling it quits after 40 years of marriage. In a statement released today, the couple announced that they are separating - and that the parting is “mutual”. No further details were announced, nor will be forthcoming. While no one is happy to see any marriage break up, still we’re in the comedy business. Thusly…
- Al may believe in Global Warming… but Tipper says things are rather cool in the bedroom.
- In the pool “Who Would Divorce First, the Gore’s or the Clinton’s” I picked the Clintons. What was I thinking?
- Somewhere in Florida a woman has chained herself to a desk demanding a recount.
- Maybe Tipper wasn’t happy with Al’s “Hanging Chad”!
- It all started when Al found out that Tipper voted for George W. instead of him… Talk about “An Inconvenient Truth”.
- Rumor has it that Al is now sleeping on John Edwards couch and that Bill Clinton has flown to Tennessee to “console” Tipper.