30 wild hogs escaped from a meat processing plant in Fort Worth, Texas on Sunday in an apparent attempt to escape the butchers block. The pigs scattered into the surrounding neighborhood. So far 27 have been caught - including one who was trapped outside a BBQ restaurant.
- Maybe that one was just cutting out the middle man!
- It was the first case ever of “Ham on the Lamb”.
- Instead of an “APB” the cops put out a “BLT”.