A Chicago strip club called the Admiral Theater is really trying to get into the holiday spirit. Now through Saturday, they’re offering a free lap dance to anyone who donates a toy for needy children. BTW… the toy must be new and unwrapped.
- Unlike the strippers who are “unwrapped” but not so “new”.
- So far, most of the guys have shown up with a “French Tickler-Me-Elmo” Doll.
- Just another reason why this is called THE MOST WONDERUL TIME OF THE YEAR!
- Several of the dancers were so naughty last year, they ended up with coal in their fishnet stockings.