A Google study found that despite there hypocritical oppression of women’s sexuality, Pakistan leads the world in Internet porn searches, earning it the nickname “Pornistan”.  Iran was third, and Egypt fifth. 

- Egyptian men tend to like women with big pyraminds and a nice Sphinx. 

- Iran wouldn’t have ranked so high, but Mahmood Ahmadinejad’s personal collection really threw off the curve. 

- I wonder where I-Rack, um, Iraq comes in on the list? 

- So Middle Eastern guys are into porn??? You can’t be Syria-ous!

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