It’s National “Take Our Daughters and Sons To Work Day”!
- It’s a great opportunity for the Octomom’s 14 kids to learn their way around an Adult Film set!
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It’s also a rather historic day, as all five living Presidents will gather for the opening of the George W. Bush Presidential Library in Dallas.
- Bill Clinton said he’s excited to attend…because he’s got a thing for chicks dressed up as Librarians.
- In the spirit of bi-partisanship, Bush added a whole extra wing to the library just to hold a copy of Obamacare.
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Al Qaeda has a magazine that trains people how to make bombs.
- It’s called “Jihad For Dummies”.
- It’s kind of like Playboy…but with a different kind of “bombshell”.
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The French parliament voted to allow gay marriage and to let gay couples adopt children, which sparked violent protest riots in Paris.
- Apparently they don’t want anyone named June marrying “April in Paris”.
- I’m surprised they protested…the French usually just surrender.
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New York mayoral hopeful Anthony Weiner admitted to reporters that there might be other embarrasing photos of him out there that haven’t surfaced yet.
- And if they’re aren’t…he’s more than willing to take some more with his cell phone.
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A scientist claims it would have been physically impossible for Fred Flintstone to stop his car with his feet.
- He did commend him however for using fossil fuels, and added that it was perfectly plausible that Fred had a talking purple dinosaur named “Dino”.
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Virgin Airlines has launched a new service that lets passengers flirt with other passengers by sending a drink or snack to their seat, followed up with a text message.
- Nothing says “I think your hot” like a $7 mini-can of Pringles.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday with an ALL NEW PODCAST with special guest Tom Ryan! (Honest…Seriously…I mean it this time!)
-Dick