McDonald’s may soon offer home delivery nationwide.
- Hollywood is already casting a movie about it called “Grease”.
- Of course this means we may never see Michael Moore in public again.
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Visa reports that prom night will cost an average of $1,139 this year, up 5% from last year.
- The kids spend a thousand of that on dresses, tuxes and limos…and the other $139 on pregnancy tests about a month from now.
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Despite Presidents of both parties trying for decades to eliminate the Federal Helium Progarm, the House vote 394 to 1 on Friday to keep it.
- President Clinton was the execption. He wanted to keep the Helium, but vowed he didn’t inhale.
- I didn’t realize the Chucky E. Cheese Birthday Lobby was so powerful.
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Dave Gold, the founder of the 99 Cents Only store chain, has died at the age of 80.
- He would have made it, if only the doctors hadn’t used the 99-cent Defribrulator they’d bought at one of his stores.
- He asked to be creamated and put on the mantle in his favorite fake plastic Chinese Ming Vase.
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German researchers report that some women are using so much Botox, their bodies are developing antibodies against it, and it’s no longer working.
- Pamela Anderson was reportedly stunned by the news. Of course you couldn’t tell…but she said she was stunned.
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To prepare for their upcoming world tour, the Rolling Stones played a surpise gig at a small club in LA on Saturday.
- Apparently “Small Club” is the new term for “Nursing Home”.
- These days, Mick and Keith’s idea of “Satisfaction” is when their Fiber One kicks in.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday! And don’t forget…Kathleen Madigan tapes her hour-long National Comedy TV Special this Saturday night at the Royal Oak Music Theater! Shows @ 7 & 9:30. Tix start at $35 dollars and are available by clicking on romtlive.com. Hope to see you there!
-Dick