In an article for Sport Illustrated, former Wizards and Celtics center Jason Collins came out as the first openly gay NBA player.
- So now we know there’s one less NBA star trying to break Wilt Chamberlain’s record.
- Looks like Dennis Rodman’s wedding gown may get another go down the aisle!
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Collins explained sexual orientation by saying that while some people are born knowing they’re gay, others need “more time to cook”, and he “baked for 33 years”.
- This explains why the Pillsbury Dough Boy has never had a girlfriend.
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LaToya Jackson claims she can hear her late brother Michael’s ghost, tap-dancing in the family home.
- LaToya added that she actually saw the ghost and that he looked “Just like Casper, but with interchangable noses”.
- Michael did spend years tap-dancing in that home…around charges that he was inappropriate with kids.
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Tom Brokaw says he didn’t go to the White House Correspondent’s Dinner this year, because Lindsay Lohan showed up last year and it ruined it for him.
- Actually, what Lindsay ruined was his suit when she threw-up on it.
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A company called HommeMystere had created a line of women’s style lingerie that can be worn by men.
- It will be sold at a new store called “Victor’s Secret”.
- Anthony Weiner has already bought several thongs to make the pictures he tweets of his privates just a tad more provocative.
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Saudi Arabia has deported three men for being “too handsome”.
- Their names? Larry, Curly & Moe-hammed.
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A Wisconsin woman called 911 after seeing two kittens having sex in her backyard.
- Meanwhile her husband was busy filming it on his iPhone and posting it on YouTube.
- It’s not like it was kinky or anything…they stuck to the Mewsionarry position.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday! And don’t forget new Podcast (#77) with guest Tom Ryan is up for your listening pleasure on the homepage.
-Dick