Detroit linebacker Nick Fairley said that this year, the Lions are going to the Superbowl.
- They’re gonna have a heckuva time getting the whole team tickets in the same section.
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Kwame Kilpatrick submitted a personally written motion to the court asking that his Guilty verdicts in the Federal Racketeering Trial be overturned because his lawyer did a bad job representing him.
- If he thinks his lawyer did a bad job, I wonder what he thinks of the job he did as Mayor?
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Meanwhile OJ Simpson was back in court Monday asking for a new trial.
- I say give him a new trial - not the one about armed robbery; the one about him killing his wife.
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President Obama called the IRS’s targeting of conservative groups “outrageous”.
- And added that if he’d known it would go public, he never would have ordered them to do it.
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An American Airlines pilot on an L.A. to New York flight made an emergency landing in Kansas City to kick a woman off when she wouldn’t stop singing Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You” at the top of her lungs.
- At lease it wasn’t “Loving You” by Minnie Ripperton!
- Everyone else on the plane was arrested for holding up lighters in the cabin during her performance.
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A new study says that nearly 10% of Mexico’s population lives in the United States.
- I almost dropped my Chalupa when I heard the news.
- I knew I should have bought stock in Taco Bell!
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick