A Big Congratulations to my daughter JoAnne Purtan for winning the Television Emmy for “Best TV News Anchor” in Michigan! We’re so proud of you Jo!!!!!
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Hope you all had a great Father’s Day! And that includes Kanye “Garantuan Ego” West! His “Baby Mama” Kim Kardashian gave birth to a girl over the weekend! The baby was only 5lbs. and was delivered 5 weeks early.
- 5 pounds? That means Kim only has to lose about 200 pounds to get back to her pre-pregnancy weight!
- Kanye taped the birth, but ticked Kim off when he insisted that “Beyonce had the greatest giving-birth video of all time!”
No word yet on what those two crazy kids will name their little girl, but they told family and friends it will “start with a K”.
- My money is on “Ka-ching”!
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In an interview Chelsea Clinton said it’s time for a woman in the Oval Office.
- Apparently she was too young to remember all the one’s her dad had there!
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New England Patriot’s owner Robert Kraft said Russian President Vladimir Putin stole his 2005 Super Bowl ring.
- He didn’t even know it was missing until Edward Snowden leaked him the info.
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A new Rasmussen poll found that 57% of Americans are afraid the government will use the massive data collected by the NSA to harrass government critics.
- The other 43% were afraid to take part in the poll.
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Columbian poet Raffel Medina Brochero is offering to sell his testicles for 20 grand to fund a European poetry-reading tour.
- His wife will now refer to him as “The Old and Chain”.
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Lindsay Lohan has transferred from the Betty Ford Center
in Palms Springs to a Rehab center in Malibu.
- Apparently Betty Ford only offers Pepsi products, but the place
in Malibu has Coke!
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dick