Anthony Weiner admitted that newly released graphic tweets from a sex chat with a 22-year-old woman were sent by him months after he quit Congress in disgrace. He tried to get away with it by using the name “Carlos Danger”. 

- I thought “Carlos Danger” was the name of the Hispanic “Superman”. 

- So after he resigned, he basically sat around all day twittering his thumbs…and some other stuff. 

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To be fair, when Weiner announced he was running for NYC Mayor he did admit that “something new might come out”. 

- And it did. Out of his pants. 

- He used a different e-mail provider so this time he showed the girl pics of his Hoo-Hah on Yahoo. 

- Does anyone else find it ironic that he made the announcement on the heels of “National Hot Dog Day”???

- This guy’s penis has posed for more pictures than Cindy Crawford. 

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“Freedom”, a magazine run by the Church of Scientology is advertising for investigative reporters.  

- The first assignment will be an in depth photo essay on Tom Cruise’s vacation home on Mars.  

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Pop Francis had a close call when his driver took a wrong turn in Rio and got stuck in a traffic jam where admireres mobbed the Pope’s car. 

- I guess the driver misunderstood when the Pope said he wanted to take the Catholic Church in a new direction. 

- The Pope wasn’t injured, although somebody did steal his big white hat that was sticking out of the sunroof. 

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In her new memoir, “Partridge Family” mom Shirley Jones goes into suprisingly graphic detail about her sex life, including agreeing to a 3-Way with her late husband Jack Cassidy and another woman. She says her reaction was “Yuk”. 

- Which was exactly what she said when Producers of the show suggested a romantic relationship between her and band manager Reuben Kinkaid. 

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Jones also says that even though she’s 79, her husband Marty Ingels thinks she’s still beautiful, so she occassional takes off all her closes and shakes her breasts at him. 

- It’s a great way to turn him on and sweep the floor at the same time. 

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NSA Leaker Edward Snowden has reportedly been given permission to leave the Moscow airport and roam freely around the country. 

- Right…just like all of the Russian citizens who roam “freely around the country”. 

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick 

 

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