Dr. Conrad Murray, the doctor convicted of manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson says if he’s called to testify in Kathryn Jackson’s $40 billion lawsuit against concert promoter AEG Live, he will reveal bombshell info that would hurt both sides. He said it should be considered an “imminent nuclear threat”.
- Sounds like somebody needs to take a little propofol and chill out.
- I just wish Michael’s pet monkey Bubbles was still alive so we could get the real story.
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After admitting that his “sexting” continued long after he resigned from Congress in disgrace for the same offense, Anthony Weiner is now blaming his continued behavior on a “rough patch in his marriage”.
- A “rough patch” that began the first time his wife Huma found out he was sending naked pictures of his Johnson to other women.
Meanwhile, a Veteran Detroit Police Officer, Don Johnson, has been fired for sending an explicit photo of himself to another officer.
- So “Johnson” pulled a “Weiner”!
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In other semi-perverts in the news…Geraldo Rivera explained away his tweeting a suggestive picture of himself in nothing but a low-slung towel, to alcohol and lonliness. He said he got home from work, had a few cocktails and decided that he looked so good for a 70-year-old, he wanted to share.
- He then took the picture off the internet and locked it in Al Capone’s Vault.
- So apparently 70 is the new stupid.
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A new report shows that Google accounts for 25% of all internet traffic.
- If you don’t believe me, just Google it.
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McDonalds is predicting a tough sales year.
- It all started when Mayor McCheese started tweeting women pictures of his Big Mac.
- In a related story, it’s been revealed that the “Burger King” has a Whopper Junior.
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The Detroit City Council has called for a federal investigation into George Zimmerman.
- Next on the agenda: Figuring out a way to get the traffic lights to work.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday with a brand-spanking new Podcast (#87) with special guest, the always funny Joe Noune!
-Dick