A new study by the Harvard School of Public Health shows that drinking regular coffee reduces the risk of suicide by about 50%.
- I would have thought the caffeine would keep you up all night thinking about how miserable your life is.
- This would explain why Juan Valdez and Mrs. Folger always look so darn happy!
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NYC Mayoral Candidate Anthony Weiner’s campaign manager has quit.
- Apparently the guy got tired of being referred to as Weiner’s “right hand man”.
- Weiner is asking those interested in filling the job to send a resume. With pictures.
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Edward Snowden may soon be able to leave the Moscow airport where he’s been holed up since the end of June.
- We know it’s true because Snowden is the one who leaked the story.
- Reporters anxious to follow him have gathered around the guy by the luggage carosel holding up a sign reading “Snowden”.
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A second woman has come forward accsuing San Diego mayor Bob Filner of sexual harrassment. He allegedly told her not to wear underwear to work.
- Filner says that’s because she had anger issues and was “always getting her panties in a bunch”.
- Even Victoria’s Secret makes their models wear underwear to work! Of course that’s all they wear.
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O.J. Simpson pleaded with the Nevada parole board to cut his prison term saying he’s been a good inmate.
- Which is true when you consider that he hasn’t killed any other inmates. Yet.
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Alex Rodriguez could be facing a lifetime ban from baseball for using Performing Enhancing Drugs.
- Rodriguez claims the only Performing Enhancing Drug he’s used is Viagra.
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Courtney Love has a new album planned for a Christmas release.
- The first single will be “I’ll Be A Ho For The Holidays”.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday. And don’t forget to check out Podcast #87 featuring a special visit from Coleman Young! (Well, sort of!)
-Dick