Prince William’s younger brother Prince Harry has offered to baby-sit his newborn nephew.
- He thinks it’ll give him credibility at the Vegas crap tables when he says “Baby needs a new pair of shoes!”
- Kate got nervous when he offered to “bring his own bottles” to feed the future King.
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The New York Post reports that Bill and Hillary Clinton are privately “livid” at the press comparisons of them to Anthony Weiner and his wife.
- Apparently Bill was in the men’s room with Weiner recently and insists there is absolutely “No Comparison”.
- Bill was overheard saying, “Listen to me…I did not have sex with that woman…Mrs. Weiner”.
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Workers at fast food restaurants in seven cities walked off the job Monday, to demand that their pay be doubled.
- Looks like “Special Orders” may not upset them, but minimum wage does.
- Chances are the only thing they’re gonna get “doubled” is a cheeseburger.
- Chris Christie immediately issued a statement saying “Give ‘em whatever they want!”
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A recent survey finds that the most wanted feature in an airport is a movie theater.
- Passengers want someplace where they can get groped in private by someone they like, instead of a TSA Agent.
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Lindsay Lohan says she’s made a list of “toxic friends” who are bad influences, and that she plans to cut them out of her life.
- Meanwhile Lindsay’s “toxic friends” have made their own list, and guess who’s on top?
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The Pope drew a crowd of 3 million people to a mass on a beach in Rio, including Brazilian women in bikinis.
- The men in the crowd reportedly had no idea what the Pope said, but were thanking God anyway.
- Bill Clinton said if he had any idea you could say mass in front of bikini clad women, he would have run for Pope instead of President.
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Have a great day - and remember Podcast #87 featuring the many voices of former “Purtan’s Person” Joe Noune, is up for your listening pleasure on the homepage! See you back here Wednesday!
-Dick