Reportedly, the most popular book among Gitmo terrorist detainees is “50 Shades of Grey”, which is requested more often than the Koran.
- So now instead of planting bombs, the terrorists plan to tie Americans to beds and spank ‘em to death.
- You can read more about it in their new book “50 Shades of Orange”.
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One of Anthony Weiner’s campaign aides has apologized for calling a former intern on the Mayoral Campaign a “bitch who sucked at her job”.
- The aide called and emailed the intern to apologize…and Weiner himself followed up with a “special” tweet.
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Despite the continued scandals that surround his campaign, Weiner is airing a TV spot in which he says he won’t drop out of the race. Looking at the camera he says, “Quit isn’t the way we roll in New York City”.
- And I believe him! He didn’t “quit” tweeting inappropriate pictures of himself even after he had to resign from Congress for tweeting inappropriate pictures of himself.
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Former New York Governor and high priced call girl client Elliot Spitzer said he won’t vote for Anthony Weiner because “that guy’s not fit to be mayor”.
- He continued saying “I saw London, I saw France…I saw Weiner’s underpants!”
- Pot, meet Kettle. Kettle, this is Pot.
- Spitzer claims he respects women so much he sometimes calls them “Madam”.
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Today is the day Lindsay Lohan is finally free to leave rehab - but she’s decided she wants to stay longer.
- Apparently the drugs her friends sneak-in during “Visiting Hour” are way better than the ones she gets at home.
- I guess she figures she’ll save time by not having to pack her suitcase, unpack it at home, and pack it again next week went she’s sent back to rehab.
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In Israel, an intoxicated woman tossed her cookies in an IKEA store.
- It only took three employees six hours to put the mop together to clean it up.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday…AUGUST 1st!!!
-Dick