A new poll confirms that Labrador Retrievers are the most popular dogs in the United States.
- Anthony Weiner and Eliot Spitzer tied for second place.
- I woundn’t wanna be the guy who announced the results to the Pit Bulls.
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A recent study shows that the more time people spend on Facebook, the more unhappy they become in real life.
- Wait… I thought spending your entire day on Facebook WAS real life!
- Apparently announcing that you’re having hamburgers and potato salad with your next door neighbors on fb depresses all the people you didn’t invite to the BBQ.
- Anthony Weiner agreed with the survey, but said that for some reason using Twitter always perks him up.
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Speaking of saddness…a Dutch University study found that people who shop when they’re depressed feel more sad and alone, which makes them shop more, and become even more depressed.
- By the time they go home and check Facebook, they need Prozac.
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In the wake of a Missouri rodeo clown being banned from Missouri Rodeo’s for performing in an Obama mask, The Missouri State Fair will force all clowns to undergo “sensitivity training”.
- And yet all the clowns in Washington DC just keep on keepin’ on.
- Reaction from the clowns was mixed: Some looked really happy; Some looked really sad.
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A Japanese company has unveiled a vending machine that dispenses bras.
- To make women feel better about themselves, they labeled every button on the machine 36 D.
- The creator must have been a woman since guys have no idea how to work anything that involves a bra.
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Britney Spears’ financial documents show that she shops at the 99 Cents store and buys a lot of fast food and Cheetos.
- They also showed that while touring in Japan, she buys her bras out of vending machines, except for the days when she doesn’t wear any “underwear” at all.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday with an all-new Podcast (#90)!
-Dick