Yesterday's storm left between 7 and 12 inches of Snow across Metro Detroit closing hundreds of schools and making for a messy commute. 

- Donald Trump tweeted, "See... I'm not even President yet and I've already created thousands of Shovel Ready Jobs". 

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Over the weekend, Trump's campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway, was the Grand Marshall at the Christmas Parade in her hometown of Hammonton, New Jersey. 

- She almost didn't make it, but Trump convinced Chris Christie to open the Bridge. 

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More than 20 years after figure skater Nancy Kerrigan was attacked at a Detroit Ice Skating Rink, hand written notes by Tonya Harding have been uncovered proving that she planned the assault. 

- Tonya said the notes are fake and that the press is having "A knee jerk reaction". 

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This weekend, a Pastor in Texas walked up to children waiting in line to sit on Santa's lap, and yelled, "There is no Santa! There are no elves making toys! Christmas is about Jesus! Parents, stop lying to your kids!"

- Well I know one man who's getting coal in his stocking Christmas morning. 

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Kirk Douglas celebrated his 100th Birthday over the weekend... He attended his Birthday Party, had one shot of Vodka, and 20 minutes later went home to bed. (True!) 

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A Harvard study found that having an optimistic outlook on life could help you live longer. 

- Yeah, right!!!

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday! 

-Dick