The hottest new spot in Siberia is "The Putin Cafe"... a coffee shop dedicated to Vladimir Putin, which features President Obama's face on the toilet paper. 

- The Obama administration sent an email telling an elated Putin to wipe the smile off his face.

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RIP... Paul Carey... who worked with Ernie Harwell in the Tiger broadcast booth for many years has died at the age of 88. 

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A Republican National Committee member said this morning on TV that Donald Trump doesn't need 1237 delegate votes to win the nomination...he just needs 1100. 

- If this is really true, "Lyin' Ted" will become "Cryin' Ted". 

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A British study found that LSD frees the brain to become more like the mind of a baby. 

- The study also found that PMS frees the mind to become more like that of a serial killer. (Just kidding ladies! I have SIX daughters!) 

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A new dating app called "Happy Couple" allows couples to deepen their relationships by taking digital quizzes on their smartphones. 

- Didn't they used to call this "sexting"? 

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Starbucks has apologized for a Barista who wrote "Diabetes Here I Come" on a Florida man's Grande White Chocolate Mocha. 

- But they still haven't apologized for charging everyone eight bucks for coffee. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here tomorrow!

-Dick