LG has unveiled a new 65" TV that can be rolled up like a newspaper and put away when you're not watching it. 

- Even better, you can take it into the bathroom with you, unroll it,  and watch "Game of Thrones". 

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A survey by the Commerce Department is predicting a surge in Construction jobs in late 2018. 

- Sounds like it's time for the Village People to make a comeback. 

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NYC held it's annual "Pantsless Subway Ride" yesterday. 

- Anthony Weiner spent the day in his prison cell under a 24-hour Suicide Watch. 

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After tense talks, officials announced that North Korean athletes will travel to South Korea to compete in the upcoming Olympics there. 

- The games don't start until February, but Kim Jong Un claims North Korea has already taken the Gold, Silver and Bronze in every event. 

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Some Historians are upset about President Obama's plans to include a yoga studio, basketball court and "test kitchen" in his Presidential Library set to open in Chicago in 2021.

- Obama poo-pooed the critics saying, "If I like my yoga studio, basketball court and test kitchen, I can KEEP my yoga studio, basketball court and test kitchen." 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick