Heartfelt thanks to all of you for your wonderful and overwhelmingly kind reactions and comments to yesterday's post about my daughter JoAnne! Gail and I are so very proud! 

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It's National Donald Duck Day! 

- So do what Harvey Weinstein and Matt Lauer do EVERYDAY! Leave your pants at home! 

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Card stores in the U.K. are now selling Gender Neutral Mother's Day Cards that say "Happy YOU Day" in order to be "more inclusive". 

- Buy any card you want, but when push comes to shove, your Mother is still your Mother. 

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A senior at a college in Pennsylvania has been suspended from class and may not be allowed to graduate after saying in class that "there are only two genders". 

- Which flies in the face of the old adage, "What's good for the Goose is good for the Gander, great for the Gander who identifies as a Goose, and awesome for the Goose who is considering transitioning to a Gander and currently considers itself a Gan-Goose". 

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Scientology TV officially launched Monday evening at 5 p.m. 

- Great news for people who like to sit on the couch in their underwear binge-watching Tom Cruise movies. 

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Sharon Stone celebrated her 60th Birthday by posting a bikini photo of herself on Instagram. 

- Correction: Sharon posted the pic on Insta-GRAN. 

- At 60, it wasn't really a "bikini" it was a support bra and a pair of leak-proof underwear. 

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After months of speculation, Trump fired Sec of State Rex Tillerson today, replaced him with the current head of the CIA and nominated the first woman ever to fill the vacancy. 

- Trump re-arranges his Cabinet more often than Martha Stewart. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick