A new survey claims that a growing number of Americans are buying “Doggie DNA Kits” to find out the true origin of their pets.

- There’s a DNA kit for Cats too… It’s called “23 & Me-ow”.

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A stray dog boarded a bus in England and rode for twenty minutes before they kicked her off.

- You know society is getting out of shape when even the Dogs don’t want to take a walk.

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Martha Stewart said Felicity Huffman “looked pretty schlumpy' in photos of her in a Green Prison Jumpsuit.

- Then Martha sent Felicity a festive hand made Shank from HER days in the Slammer.

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Bernie Sanders lashed out at Hillary Clinton’s claim that Democrat candidate Tulsi Gabbard is a “Russian Asset” calling Hillary’s comments “Outrageous”.

- Bernie wants us all to be Socialists… but apparently being a “Communist” is NOT okay.

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Alec Baldwin says he doesn’t believe the parents in the college admissions bribery scandal should go to prison.

- And I think we should listen to him. Because we all know what happens when you make Alec angry.

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On this day in 1973 Richard Nixon agreed to hand over the White House tapes.

- Remember the good old days when the whole country was obsessed with impeachment??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick