Madonna has a new Boytoy! The 61 year old is dating one of her back up dancers… who is 24.

- They even have nicknames for each other… She calls him “Stud Muffin” and he calls her “Grandma”.

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A survey by the U.S. Department of Agriculture found that - due to a surge in the hog population - the U.S. has a massive surplus of bacon.

- I’d love to tell you more… but "Th-Th-Th, Th-Th-Th, Th-Th... That's all, folks!”

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NASA is now predicting that humans could land on MARS by 2035.

- Humans on Mars. Wow. I guess that rules out the Kardashians.

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Trudeau won reelection in Canada this week.

- Canadians clearly wanted a fresh face… So Justin washed off his make up.

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A Florida man was arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting an “Olaf” stuffed Snowman doll from the Disney movie “Frozen” — in a Target store, before he began “romancing” a stuffed Unicorn.

- Who among us hasn’t slept with a stuffed animal at some point in our life??

- He also wanted to make-out with a Sleeping Beauty doll, but he couldn’t wake her up to get her consent.

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On this day in 1911, Orville Wright set a new flight record when he stayed aloft for nine minutes and forty-five seconds in a glider over Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina where he landed.

- His luggage ended up in Atlanta.

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A new study suggests that fertility doctors are giving couples BAD advice when it comes to conception.

- On the other hand, NIKE is giving GREAT advice to couples when it comes to conception with their slogan, “Just Do It”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here on Friday!

-Dick