Joy Behar criticized Trump for saying that ISIS leader al-Baghdadi “Died like a Dog” saying “You shouldn’t speak ill of the dead”.

- This is why Joy only speaks ill of the Living.

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One of informants who tipped off the Americans to the location of ISIS leader al-Baghdadi, STOLE a pair of his UNDERPANTS for DNA testing to prove his identity before the US took him out.

- This is the first time a known terroist has been eliminated in a “PANTY RAID”.

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Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said his old boss, Trump, called him this past Sunday night to compliment him on the weight he’s lost during “Dancing With The Stars”.

- And then he fired him.

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Narcissists - people who "engage in risky behavior, hold an unrealistic superior view of themselves, are over-confident, show little empathy for others, and have no shame or guilt"… are HAPPIER than “normal” people.

- Forget Disneyland. If this is true, CONGRESS is the Happiest Place on Earth.

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Bishops at the Vatican are urging Pope Francis to allow Priests who serve in the Amazon to get married.

- And they want Priests who serve in the Amazon PRIME to be allowed to marry in just Two Days.

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During a recent interview, Kanye West - who’s married to Kim Kardashain - said “Marriage years are different than human years—like, you know how dogs are, what is it, seven years? Every marriage year is like a hundred years”. Adding his 5 years with Kim seems “Like 500 years”.

- Kanye’s just cranky cuz every time Kim turns over in bed, she knocks him across the room.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick