Yesterday, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau seems to have inferred that the downing of a Ukrainian passenger jet by Iranian Missiles was President Trump’s fault.

- Hard to believe Trudeau said that with a Black… um, I mean STRAIGHT Face.

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A Navy spokesperson says releasing the Government’s Top Secret UFO Files would cause “exceptionally grave damage to the National Security of the United States.”

- Well that statement should erase any fears we have of the Little Green Men and Flying Saucers.

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Russian Prime Minister Medvedev just announced that the ENTIRE GOVERNMENT is resigning in a surprise statement released shortly after Prez Vladimir Putin delivered his annual state-of-the-nation address. (TRUE!)

- Or as the mainstream media is reporting it: “Russian Government Resigns in Order to Help Trump’s Re-Election Campaign”

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Insiders say that when the cameras are OFF, the “The View” is a “Toxic swamp that destroys people”.

- As opposed to the Feel-Good-Love-Fest that it is when the cameras are ON!!

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Stormy Daniels former Attorney and Democrat Presidential hopeful Michael Avenatti who faces decades in prison for embezzlement was arrested for bail violations by IRS agents last night in the middle of a court hearing for another matter.

- Wasn’t it just yesterday that CNN and MSNBC were gushing that Avenatti had a good chance of becoming the next President of the United States during a total of 108 TV interviews??

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An 86-year-old South Carolina man was busted for armed bank robbery during broad daylight.

- He had planned to rob the bank when it was dark out, but his 79 year old getaway guy isn’t allowed to drive at night.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick