A new poll found that Amazon is in the Top Two most trusted brands in the country. 

- At least that’s what Alexa told the polling company when they called your house. 

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The music-streaming service Spotify has launched a playlist for Dogs who are left home alone.

- Finally! I understand why it’s called “Spot”-i-fy.

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Cory Booker dropped out of the Presidential Race this week.

- Elizabeth Warren said she’s “saddened” that now she’s “The only Black Man still in the running”.

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During this week in 1861, the steam elevator was patented by Elisha Otis.

- And on the very next day, he patented the “Out of Order” sign. 

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73-year-old Suzanne Somers says her sex life is still “going strong” and she feels the Big O up to 8 times in just a couple hours. 

- At 73 “The Big O” probably refers to “Osteoporosis”.

- Admit it… you’re kind of mad at yourself for not buying a ThighMaster back in the 80’s? 

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Meghan Markle -DID NOT call in from Canada so she could be part of the big pow-wow with the Queen earlier this week. Why? Meghan said it was “Unnecessary”.

- That and Meghan doesn’t qualify for the “Friends and Family” plan. 

Meanwhile, Meghan’s dad is planning to be a key witness AGAINST HER in court during her lawsuit against a British tabloid.

- Good luck finding a Hallmark Card to mark THAT occasion.

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Organizers of the Tokyo Olympics say their new cardboard beds can withstand two athletes having sex but not three.

- But the bed will still play the National Anthem for whoever ends up on top.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Monday!

-Dick