A survey found that many Americans working remotely during COVID are considering moving to other parts of the country to experiment with a different lifestyle.

- For example… I’M considering moving to Portland, Oregon to experiment with the Violent-Arsonist lifestyle.

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It’s October 1st… Halloween Month! In an effort to keep the holiday alive during the Pandemic, an Austin, Texas man has built a cannon that will shoot candy to Trick or Treaters.

- We used to worry about razor blades in apples… Now we have to worry about kids getting taken out by a Milk Dud.

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Tesla and “Space X” founder Elon Musk is warning that humans must move to Mars because the sun is going to engulf the earth in the next six billion years.

- Oh sure. He waits ‘til the last minute to tell us.

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A YouGov survey found that a growing number of adults would consider having sex with a robot.

- Has anybody asked the Robots if they’re okay with that??

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A new report found that Prince Charles spent $7 million dollars last year to support Prince William and Prince Harry.

- You know how kids are… You buy one a Castle… you have to buy the other one a Castle too.

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Disney announced that it’s working on a sequel to “The Lion King”.

- The new version is described as "A complete fantasy” where a new coach leads the Lions to the Super Bowl.

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The Chinese Government has begun giving unproven Coronavirus vaccines to its residents.

- Boy, those commies just never stop giving!

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RIP… Mac Davis best known for his hit song “Baby Don’t Get Hooked On Me” has died at the age of 78 following heart surgery. He also wrote Elvis Presley’s hit “In The Ghetto” which was released in 1969. If you get a chance to listen to it today you’ll realize that sadly, not much has changed.

Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick