Well that was fun.

- Name calling… Insults… Everybody talking over each other… But enough about yesterday’s episode of “The View”.

- At least Trump didn’t walk over and “Stalk” Biden like he did during the Hillary debate… and Joe didn’t go over and take a sniff of Don’s hair… So it wasn’t a TOTAL disaster. But pretty darn close.

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Five Parrots at a Wildlife Park were put in a “time out” after they began shouting insults at park guests.

- Here’s an idea… Now that they’ve learned the term “Time Out”… why don’t we hire THE FIVE PARROTS to moderate the next debate???

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A new study found that narcissists are more likely to become politicians.

- If you watched last night’s debate you already knew that.

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Amazon has added a “mail box sensor” to its RING home monitoring system that will tell you if your mail is being tampered with.

- Isn’t that what dogs are for??

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The Mayor of London is banning household visits as a way of slowing the spread of coronavirus.

- Turns out the Queen asked him to do it to keep Harry and Meghan from coming home for Christmas.

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Sweden is seeing a rise in Coronavirus cases after weeks of stability.

- Turns out everybody bought their masks at IKEA and they haven’t figured out how to put ‘em together yet.

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RIP… Helen Reddy whose 1971 hit “I Am Woman” became an Anthem for the Feminist Movement has died at age 78.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick