Despite apologizing for “censorship” last week, Twitter is refusing to unlock the NY Post’s account unless they take down their story about Hunter Biden’s emails.

- So they’re Sorry… but not THAT sorry.

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I watched “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” last night on CBS. What a fabulously funny movie! And the best news is… come November 4th, we’ll ALL get a “Day Off” from campaign ads, speeches and Robocalls.

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Researchers at Cambridge University say that swimming in cold water may shrink people’s chances of getting dementia.

- That’s not the ONLY thing it’s gonna shrink.

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A survey by the Election Report found that twenty-seven million people have already voted in the election.

- It’s actually 14 Million but 13 Million of them voted TWICE.

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Due to a surge in COVID cases, Sweden is considering Lockdowns for the first time since the Pandemic started.

- It reminds me of the old Proverb… “Give a man a Swedish Fish… he’ll eat for a day. Teach him how to make Swedish fish and he’ll eat ‘em all and end up with Diabetes”.

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Numbers from the LAPD show that 76 people were arrested for throwing rocks and bricks at Police during last week’s NBA Championship celebration for the Lakers.

- Nothing says “We Are The Champions” like throwing rocks at the Cops.

- People in Portland threw HUNDREDS of rocks at Police over the weekend… and the Trailblazers didn’t even make the finals.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick