It’s National “Love Your Body Day”…

- Looks like Jeffrey Toobin got the dates mixed up and celebrated a couple of days early.

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Because of COVID, a band called “Flaming Lips” is now doing concerts in a bubble.

This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George tries to cheat his way through a game of Trivial Pursuit against the Bubble Boy. The question was, “Who invaded Spain in the 8th Century?” The Bubble Boy correctly answers “The Moors”, George says “No, you’re wrong. The card says ‘The Moops’” The Bubble Boy says “That’s not ‘Moops,’ you jerk… It’s “Moors”... It’s a MISPRINT”. George says, “I’m sorry, YOU LOSE, the card says ‘Moops’”.

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Because of the Pandemic, Amazon says it will let corporate employees work from home through June 2021.

- But they can go back to the office in two days if they have PRIME.

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ISIS is calling for more attacks on America in the newest issue of its magazine.

- FYI… The Isis magazine is just like the “Readers Digest”… except for the “Suicide Bombing is the Best Medicine” section.

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TV producers say that because of COVID, new shows are being filmed with fewer fist fights and less sex.

- Luckily, we can always watch reruns of Jerry Springer & Maury Povich.

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The Supreme Court is allowing a three-day extension for Pennsylvania's mail-in ballots that will allow them to arrive after Election Day.

- So we’re not really having an “Election Day” this year… it’s more of an “Election MONTH”.

- So if you’re reading this in Pennsylvania… Don’t Forget to Vote on November 3rd-ish.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick