President Trump held a two-hour rally in Georgia on Saturday Night in which he slammed Democrats for Voter Fraud.

- He even mentioned Michigan in his speech when he read a Christmas story called “The Gretch that Stole the Election”.

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President-Elect Biden joked that if he and Kamala Harris disagree on moral issues, he’ll, “Develop some disease” and say he “has to resign."

- If there’s a “Joke” in there somewhere… I must have missed it.

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The most popular names for Cats and Dogs in 2020 reflect what we’ve been through… with “Covi” “Rona” and “Corona” all making the Top 10.

- Except in Portland, Oregon where the top Dog names are are “Defund the Police” and “Mostly Peaceful Protestors”.

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The New York Times is reporting that fortune telling has become one of the fastest growing businesses during the Pandemic with a 70% increase in people getting their palms read over the Internet.

- That sounds about as effective as getting your Prostate checked on Zoom.

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A Chicago doctor has told NBC News that COVID-19 could cause Erectile Dysfunction.

- So THAT’s the problem.

- Which reminds me… I’ve got to pull out my favorite Christmas Album… William Hung’s “Hung for the Holidays”.

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Bob Dylan has sold the copyrights to his entire music catalog for an estimated $300 MILLION.