According to research by Haagen Das, American’s favorite Ice Cream during the Pandemic has been… Vanilla.

- Hmmm. When I think “2020” I think “Rocky Road”.

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4 in 5 Americans say they need to be cheered up and want some Joy in their life.

- The other 1 in 5 want some Whoopi.

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Dolly Parton joked that, after 54 years of marriage, she’s sick of her husband Carl Dean.

- Carl says he’s thought about leaving Dolly over the years, but he always thinks of a couple of big reasons to stay.

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Former President Bill Clinton says he’ll volunteer to get a Covid-19 vaccine on camera to promote public confidence in the vaccine's safety.

- This is a departure for Bill who usually gets his shots AFTER he gets a virus.

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Restaurants in Singapore will be the first in the world to serve Chicken Nuggets made out of Faux-Chicken grown in a Lab.

- Yum!

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British Airways is investigating claims that one of its Flight Attendants worked as a prostitute who offered “adult entertainment” to passengers during flights.

- Boy… the airlines charge you extra for EVERYTHING these days.

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Christmas Tree Farmers say because more people are staying home for the holidays… demand for REAL Christmas trees has gone through the roof.

- I’d be up for a REAL tree… but it’s really hard to find one that comes Pre-Lit.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick