Last night, CBS aired the Holiday Classic “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”.

- But to make it more “Woke”, in this year’s special, instead of the usual 8 Reindeer behind Rudolph, there were only 3 because of Gov. Whitmer’s limits on Holiday Gatherings.

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Researchers from eight European countries concluded that a Mediterranean Diet promotes healthy aging in adults.

- This came as BIG NEWS… in 1962.

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Intelligence officials believe Kim Jong-un received an “Untested, Experimental” Coronavirus vaccine from the Chinese government.

- Looks more like he got an “Untested, Experimental” Haircut.

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Chinese scientists claim they have built an aircraft that travels 16 times faster than the speed of sound that can reach anywhere in the world within two hours.

- Which is great if you have a sudden hankering for REALLY AUTHENTIC Sweet & Sour Chicken.

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We have an Update on the story we brought you yesterday about the Kazakhstani Bodybuilder who married a sex doll after an eighteen month romance.

- They’ve been married less than a week and she’s already giving him the Silent Treatment.

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The Tony The Tiger Sun Bowl has been canceled for the first time since 1935.

- Well. Thats. Just. Grrrrrreat!

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Have a Grrrrrreat day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick